Miss Lizzie

This is a message from your heart, your most devoted body part, taking blood and making art.

Coming from a state champion baker:

archwrites:

docholligay:

If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful. 

I wish you had reblogged this 3 hours ago when I was out of vegetable oil for my brownies. :P

(via jmrichards)

We absolutely hate him, don’t we?

We loathe him. And everything he stands for.

(Source: ruinarmitage, via jmrichards)

forlorndean:

deansdamnation:

cookiegirl226:

ihaveahugedirk:

sodigress:

mishethequiche:

alwaysacatch:

Supernatural | 1.01 Pilot

THEY’RE BABIES OMG

YOU’RE SO TINY

image

Sam still thinks he’s gonna get back on Monday

dean’s eyes are still green

that was uncalled for.

(Source: fallenbadass, via im-holey-fred)

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

(via tea-books-and-blankets)

grawly:

i wish i started watching this show sooner

(via odairgoesmypants)

specialsnowflakesanonymous:

tuxedoandex:

these-lumping-lumps:

Somebody posted these all around school, and now I know what it feels like to be proud of ones school.

Correction: You are preparing her for a professional career setting in which revealing clothes are not acceptable.
Another correction: Boys are also expected not to wear short shorts, leggings, etc. I’ve never seen a boy wearing revealing clothes at school. Does this mean that girls are more valued in school, since most of the time, people will ignore the fact that boys are held to the same standard and instead fight for girls to have more freedom in clothing choices? No. It means school is a professional education setting.
Get over it.

^

specialsnowflakesanonymous:

tuxedoandex:

these-lumping-lumps:

Somebody posted these all around school, and now I know what it feels like to be proud of ones school.

Correction: You are preparing her for a professional career setting in which revealing clothes are not acceptable.

Another correction: Boys are also expected not to wear short shorts, leggings, etc. I’ve never seen a boy wearing revealing clothes at school. Does this mean that girls are more valued in school, since most of the time, people will ignore the fact that boys are held to the same standard and instead fight for girls to have more freedom in clothing choices? No. It means school is a professional education setting.

Get over it.

^

(via odairgoesmypants)

bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

(via guyisonahorse)

readthebloodybook:

Puffin Children’s Classics.

I love these they are so cute. They came as a box set but there are a few additional ones that I am yet to add to my collection.

The set is $180 in Dymocks. Got it as Costco for $40. HA!

(via bethanyactually)

5yo:

I LOVE that it ran out of batteries.

5yo:

I don't really love it. I was being sarcastic.

Me:

Who taught you to be sarcastic?

5yo:

Mom.

fullcravings:

Triple Chocolate Brownie Batter Cookies

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

(via tea-books-and-blankets)

marylovesbooks:

Reasons to go to bed:

1. sleep is good for you.

Reasons to read a book:

1. reading is good for you.

So you see really you’re good either way

(via tea-books-and-blankets)

omgrwby:

casfallen:

Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. 

Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. 

THIS.
ABSOLUTELY THIS

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