DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES
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Miss Lizzie
This is a message from your heart, your most devoted body part, taking blood and making art.
Let me explain you a thing.
When I say I adore Misha Collins, I don’t mean because he’s attractive or funny (though that comes into it), I mean because he is a genuinely nice person.
I was at Asylum 10 this weekend, and for Misha’s autographs he wasn’t allowed to personalise things because of time constraints which is fair enough. However, when I was getting mine, I managed to blurt out (I mean it I was shaking really hard) how important it was to meet him, as Asylum 10 was a goal for me not to kill myself.
The second I said that he stopped writing and looked up at me, and his response was:
“You need better goals.” I almost laughed but I was really trying not to cry, so I responded with:
“No. I don’t.” At this point, he reached across the table and grabbed my hand, pen still off the paper. He looked up at me, shaking and almost crying and smiled and said the simplest thing. At this point he let my hand go.
“See you next year?” I nodded, I was shaking really hard and I picked up the picture and went to leave, but he grabbed my hand again and pulled me back a little. He asked for my name and then wrote what it says on the top left hand corner. He squeezed my hand and smiled and then let me go.
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Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?
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i am dying. i am dead. i have died.
And this, my friends, is how you advertise.
This is my new favorite commercial.
BEST DAMN THING I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY
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How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
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Guy stages a fake occult secret society meeting, then orders pizza
San Diego photographer Tim King recently hosted a secret society-themed party for eight of his friends, complete with robes, masks, and a soundtrack provided by the “chanting monks” Pandora station. Then he ordered a pizza delivery, turned on a video camera, and waited.
I love pranks like this.
that is a pretty good natured pizza man.
that dude is SO down for this
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Sam: “Okay…22 across ‘The Atomic Weight of Boron’. The answer is ‘Ten’.”
Jack: “Yes?”
Sam: “You wrote the word ‘Fat’.”
